The Marketing Hoax Of Pills, Potions And Professional Snugglers

Eric Gesche // Business Growth


July 14  

Yesterday, I ran across a website which made me laugh. One of those, fall-out-of-your-chair laughs. Because, yet again, mankind has found a way to choose the “easy” path. Something which doesn’t require anything of them. Except it'll cost you mucho dinero.

The latest in the race to the bottom of mankind is...

...“professional snugglers.” 

Yep. No need having a relationship with a human being, a spouse, a girlfriend or boyfriend, or someone. Nope. Now, you can hire someone to cuddle with you for “platonic” touch. Sure. 

Here’s the line from a website where I lost it…

"Many people do not get the amount of human touch they want or need on a daily basis, and a professional snuggling service is the solution."

“A professional snuggling service is the solution”...

It sounds like the perfect “magic pill.” Like “professional snuggling” is the answer to all that ails you. 

Modern-day American society rides on “easy.” Entire industries are built on convenience. Drive-through fast food. Online grocery ordering. Twenty-four-hour convenience stores on every corner.

One of the biggest "easy way" offenders litters the swamp of social media. Scroll through your news feed and you'll see it like giving candy to a 3-year old. A never-ending stream of pills and potions to “magically” shrink fat off your body. God forbid anyone having to change your diet. Or exercise. Or do anything remotely hard. 

Wow. How far society has fallen. The reality is, “easy” and “convenient” always costs more. More money, more time, more of your life. 

The Bible says there's a way that seems right to a man but the end thereof is death (Proverbs 14:12).

Not everyone chooses to eke out an existence on “easy” and “convenient.”

King David refused to give God an offering that didn’t come out of his own pocket. If he didn’t feel it, he wouldn’t give it. And when you read the Biblical account, his giving must have really hurt. It was lavish.

There is a very powerful truth here. 

I know paying a “professional snuggler” and swallowing tons of pills and potions is easy. So is throwing your money away on the latest bright shiny object marketing gimmick. You’ll feel good thinking you are doing “something.” And you happily work on the 10 other things demanding your attention.

But the reality is, the principles of marketing and copywriting are tried and true. Principles proven over decades. They may take time and effort to execute. But the results are worth it. 

That’s what I do. I help you put in place real relationship-building marketing principles to get results. And flush the "dirty band-aids" of marketing gimmicks.

Here’s where to go to get real results…

About the Author

Eric Gesche